CARDS ON CRACK

Cards made for chaos but
sent with love!

This isn’t “just a card.” It’s a moment. A read. A red flag with a stamp on it

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Cards made for chaos but
sent with love!

This isn’t “just a card.” It’s a moment. A read. A red flag with a stamp on it

Shop all

3 cards for £15

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Laugh loud

Send reckless

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Another Walking Red Flag

For the one you love (or hate 😂) who’s a walking red flag. You know who I mean… now let them know lol

In Love With The Coco

“You wanna talk about Mother….” If you see this image and laugh then you love it too 😂

It’s dat Splahhh

For the ones who move different…. this is real confidence in card…we don’t do stress round here beloved….

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Birthdays For Her

CRACKISH REVIEWS

SAY HOW YOU FEEL!

4.9 / 5.0

The look on my friends face!!! It was Priceless 😂😂😂😂😂

Lara S.

Bought one card just to test the quality, didn’t expect it to feel this premium. Thick, clean print, colours pop. Ended up showing everyone at work

Wayne

Got a birthday card and honestly the joke hit so perfectly. My friend opened it and started wheezing. Proper vibes 🔥🔥🔥🔥, nothing like those dead cards you get in supermarkets!

Sara

Card arrived looking exactly like it did online. No cheap print, no pixelation. Really professional finish… and it brought the chaos 😂😂

Carl

Simple, bold, and had everyone laughing. Exactly the kind of energy I wanted!! 😆😆!!

Tasha

about cards on crack

Cards On Crack is what happens when meme culture, emotional chaos, and group chat energy get printed.

We make cards HR wouldn’t approve of, your ex deserves, and your therapist might secretly love.

This isn’t “just a card.” It’s a moment. A read. A red flag with a stamp on it.

Laugh loud. Send reckless.

We turned your group chat into a greeting card.

We make cards HR wouldn’t approve of, your ex deserves, and your therapist might secretly love.

Laugh loud. Send reckless.

This isn’t “just a card.” It’s a moment. A read. A red flag with a stamp on it.

We turned your group chat into a greeting card.

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Cards made for chaos but
sent with love!